Totally random post. Except because it was horrible at the time but I can’t stop telling the story it must be type two fun.
I’ll share the original telling of the tale, through Facebook messenger because I’m not the only storyteller here worth hearing.
Also, while Mr. Kitty Nibbles and the Chupacabra aren’t real,
Pigeon and Turtle really are our cat’s names.
When I shared this story with Will the next day he said he was very glad to have been sleeping for most of it.
I’d also like to report that the drama seems to have passed. The spiders seem to have done what spiders do – find remote dusty corners and set up shop. May they quietly live their lives in my home but not in my bed.